Mean Girls

I have a good friend who also happens to be an incredible singer/songwriter:
www.jonathabrooke.com. (Please become a fan immediately - she is best thing to ever happen to the music world and it's a sin that stupid girls like Katie Perry are famous with one song and Jonatha has been creating amazing music since the 80's and still is not a household name).

Anyway, when Jonatha was growing up, she was of the "no boob" persuasion and the girls who had boobs spoke a secret language called "titty talk" which girls with no boobs couldn't understand. Here theory is that we are all basically the same people we were at 13 year old. I don't think she's wrong. Those titty talk girls are now all grown up and wreaking havoc at the playground.

Proof is in the video. I was in Columbus, IN a few weeks ago for work (not glamorous, but gotta say I stayed at the most beautiful hotel in the middle of nowhere Hotel Indigo www.ichotelsgroup.com). I had on the most ridiculous morning show known to man - "The Mike and Juliet Show." Not surprising that these idiots are on Fox. So the Regis and Kelly wannabes had a whole segment on the MOMFIA (love then name) - which is basically what I've been talking about - except this is like my experiences on crack: http://www.mandjshow.com/videos/momfia-madness-continued/.

My takeaway? If I look like that desperate Mom on the tape then kill me now and the moms I've met at the playground seem like saints compared to the bitches that were beating up on this pathetic soul.

Please tell me there's a middle ground!